The Devil Is In Your Chimney!
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Description: Humorously contends that the familiar figure destroys children's lives.
A Special True Christian™ Report Concerning the Origin of Santa Claus Satan's evil plan has created jobs for hundreds of thousands of old lecherous pedophiles throughout this Godly country every December. These filthy homeless hobos just lay on their urine-stained cardboard beds 11 months out of the year, dreaming of Christmas when they can drunkenly traipse into the warmth of departments stores and have innocent little Christian children sit on their vermin-infested laps. Unwary parents happily snap pictures while Satan's obesely wheezing drunks ask their children whether they've been "bad" and whisper lewd suggestions in their angelic little ears with their filthy booze-breath and cigarette-discolored lips. How many unsuspecting tots have suffered a quick grope before Satan's little helper moves on to the next hopeful child in line?
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| Page title: | Santa Claus is Satan! |
| Keywords: | church parody, church parodies, Satan=Santa, Satan and Santa Claus, Holiday websites, Christmas Gifs, Christmas graphics, Christmas supplies, Shop online!, good satire, biting satire, underground e-zines, humor and religion |
| Description: | Just switch a couple letters in his name! Wake Up America! Satan is in the Chimney! |
| IP-address: | 66.147.244.218 |
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| WHOIS | Status: clientTransferProhibited |
| Date | Creation Date: 1999-02-07T05:00:00Z Expiry Date: 2016-02-07T05:00:00Z |