WWWF Grudge Match: A Rottweiler vs. A Rottweiler's Weight in Chihuahuas
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Description: Who would win the dog fight?
A Rottweiler vs. A Rottweiler's weight in Chihuahuas @ WWWF Grudge Match The WWWF investigative crew saunters into a seedy restauarant establishment a few miles south of Tiajuana, Mexico. Our ace reporter gives the password and 500,000 pesos (about $6.50) to the bartender and they are escorted to the back. The bartender nods to what appears to be a mirror and the wall buzzes. Through a hidden door (covered by a velvet matador), our men walk into the back room. There, surrounded by scores of screaming Mexican peasants and Oriental businessmen, is a sand-filled pit. At one end is chained a large male rottweiler, mad as can be. At the other end, all in a small cage, are the rottweiler's weight equivalent in chihuahuas. The chihuahuas are covered in A-1 sauce (which they hate but the rottweiler loves) while the rottweiler is covered in, of course, taco sauce. All of the animals have been kept in extremely small cages over the past 30 days and during that time they have been thumped on the forehead with a wooden spoon at 5 minute intervals. Basically, they're all really pissed. They've also all been starved for the past 36 hours, so they are extremely hungry but not weak. If the rottweiler kills all the chihuahuas and lives, he wins. If he dies and one chihuahua is left alive, they win. Who do you place your pesos on, Steve, in this Canine Catastrophe South of the Border?
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| Page title: | A Rottweiler vs. A Rottweiler's weight in Chihuahuas @ WWWF Grudge Match |
| Keywords: | rottweilers, chihuahuas, rottweiler fights, chihuahua fights, chihuahua video, rottweiler attack, dogs, dog fighting, dog fights, tacos, taco sauce, weight, animal humor, animal cruelty, humor |
| Description: | Who would win a dog fight between a Rottweiler and a Rottweiler's Weight in Chihuahuas? |
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