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Justin

Justin's Ass-Kicking Dopewars Homepage Hey... How's it going? I'm here to spread the word about one classic game, it goes by the name . It is a pretty simple, yet fucking addictive, text based adventure. The deal goes down like this... You borrow $2,000 from the local loan shark to begin your drug-dealing buisiness. You have one month to fuckin' scam as much cash as humanly possible from the local New York dopers. Sounds pretty easy, eh? Well think again. With only $2,000 you ain't even close to ready for the big-time. You're just another two-bit hood grubbin' for the big big money. You may feel like a douche-bag slangin' ludes, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Who knows... if you've got a trenchcoat loaded with speed and the freaks go on the tweak you may be in the big leagues. Thats when it's time to start dealin' in the coke and herion. When the junkies wig-out, you get rich. Life ain't all smokin' joints and getting laid though... Officer Hardass is on your case 24-7 trying to make your life a living hell. He'll sic his drug sniffing dogs on your ass right when you've got about 100 units of the finest Peruvian flake on your person. When you're running down back alleys of the ghetto with dobermans on your heels you are bound to drop some product. And when Hardass is really pissed he'll gather up his posse of deputies to shoot you fucking

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