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The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM Here are some amusing quotes from one of my favorite games, OMEGA. OMEGA is a ROGUE-style adventure game written by Laurence Brothers (and ported to MSDOS by Nathan Glasser), whose scope extends far beyond NETHACK, RAGNAROK, MORIA, or any of the other ROGUE-style games presently in existence. Not only is OMEGA an involved game, but it is also quite amusing. I obtained the source code a while ago (which is available to all by anonymous ftp), and went through the string space to pick out all of my favorite lines. Here they are. (Permission to reproduce the following quotes granted by the author, Laurence Brothers.) ----- 8< cut here 8< ----- With a scream of tortured stone, the entire level caves in!!! You are flattened into an unpleasant jellylike substance. You realize your fly is open. You have a sudden craving for a pecan twirl. You enter a field of brightly color flowers... Wow, man! These are some pretty poppies!... poppies... poppies... You become somewhat disoriented... A weird howling tornado hits from out of the West! You've been caught in a chaos storm! The chaos storm warps your frame! Your statistical entropy has been maximized. A weird howling tornado hits from out of the West! You've been caught in a chaos storm! You feel filled with energy! You also feel weaker. Paradoxical, no? The stone glows black A burden has been removed from your shoulders..... Your pack has disintegrated! The stone glows yellow Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination. Have you ever picked a lock? [yn] Really. Well, the police are being notified. Do animals react curiously to your presence? [yn] How curious that must be. Ever have an out-of-body experience? [yn] Wow, man. Fly the friendly skies.... Did you ever cast a spell? [yn] Did it work? [yn] Sure it did. Do you have PK? [yn] I can't tell you how much that moves me. Beauty Sleep. Well, in your case, Ugly Sleep. You think I like watching you sleep? This stairway is dev
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