Programming Languages and Their Relationship Styles
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Description: Humorous analogies between relationship behavior and: Ada, APL, ASP.NET, Assembly, BASIC, C, C++, Dylan, E, Fortran, Haskell, Java, JSP, Lex/Yacc, Lisp, Logo, Objective-C, Objective Caml, Pascal, Perl, PHP, Prolog, Python (Twisted), Ruby, Smalltalk, SML/NJ, Visual Basic, more languages in forum comments.
maradydd: Programming languages and their relationship styles Programming languages and their relationship styles (This is all the fault of a conversation with C: You are a paranoid schizophrenic who spends most of your time confused about which type you should be, convinced that blatantly false things are true because your extreme efficiency leaves no room for sensible error checking. Moreover your terseness encourages people to interact with you badly, providing incomplete and ambiguous instructions for which you nevertheless come up with a legal interpretation, even though most of the time it is completely nonsensical. People come to you because you promise them simplicity, not realising that below the surface you're a rat's nest of issues. In the end you are always abandoned for someone like C++ or Python.
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