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Subject: Funny Email Sigs

RhymeZone: Jokes > Funny email signatures > Funny email signatures One-Line Signatures captured from the Internet ============================================== Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Give me ambiguity or give me something else. I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got! We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!" Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it. What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free? If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check? We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART? All generalizations are false. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

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