WWWF Grudge Match: Kwai Chang Caine vs. Walker Texas Ranger
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Description: Caine battles Walker Texas Ranger on a dusty Old West street.
Kwai Chang Caine vs. Walker Texas Ranger @ WWWF Grudge Match Hazy waves of heat rise up over the Texas sand. Suddenly, through the distortion, we see a figure slowly trudging along, his aged joints creaking with each deliberate step. He enters a small western town and begins to walk down the dusty main road. He sees a sign: Garlique (tm). Suddenly flashing-back to his youth, he remembers the words of his master: "Never forget the goodness of garlic, grasshoppah." So, into the GNC he goes. The salesman quickly points out (in hushed voice) that Garlique has been known to cure cancer, AIDS, and impotence. Disregarding the comments, the man buys several boxes and consumes them in the checkout line. And, thus, Kwai Chang Caine, hopped up on Garlique, stumbles out into the street.
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| Page title: | Kwai Chang Caine vs. Walker Texas Ranger @ WWWF Grudge Match |
| Keywords: | Walker, Texas Ranger, Caine, Kung Fu, Kwai Chang Caine, Cordell Walker, Caine from Kung Fu, Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris, David Carradine, master, Master Kan, Master Po, kick, Kung Fu: The Legend Continues, Chuck, Norris, David, Carradine, Texas, TV, television, humor |
| Description: | Caine, the geriatric Kung Fu fighter vs. Walker, the washed-up Texas Ranger. Someone's going to break a hip. |
| IP-address: | 66.49.152.7 |
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| Date | Creation Date: 18-aug-2000 Expiration Date: 18-aug-2015 |