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Description: A large collection of classic Al Bundy quotes.
This list is far from finished since I haven't watch all my VHS-tapes yet. The quotes are my personal favourites... * I'm Maharaja Bundy and women with 4 hooters feed me Ding Dongs all day. * Hey, Marcy, what's holding the towel up? * I never wanted to get married, I got married. Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here? * Remember our motto: We ain't got it. * Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe. * I'm going back to Chicago; where I only die a little every day. * Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes. * It must be your mother. Tell her I said 'oink'. * Peg, did your mother get so fat she spread across the border? * I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married. * If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it. * I'd invite you in but instead I think I'll just beat the crap out of you. * I'm married with children. * Strike!! * It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time. * If God had wanted women to play ball, he would've made them men. * Guys may come and guys may go, but daddy's always daddy... well, at least until he jumps a freight train. * Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be? * I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet. * I'm jealous of everyone not married to you. * Only one woman, too much time. * We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over. * Peg, could you get that? It's probably the 'Homeless? It could be worse!' Tour. * This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week. * There's only one dead guy in this mall and you're looking at him. * Why is it that Elvis is dead but I'm in hell? * We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine. * I'm g
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